Hen House Ghost
Appears in:
Everybody gather round 'cause I can’t come to you
No, there’s no need to fear
I’m all cooped up over here
No matter what I do
chorus:
I am hen house ghost
I am hen house ghost
I can’t get away
So I’m cooking up these eggs
Maybe someday I’ll go home
I’ve got my floating frying pan for breakfast in the straw
Some days I put on a show
The chickens love my ghostly glow
Their clucking says it all
The Evil One’s a fan—he recommends my pepper quiche
Yesterday I made an omelet
Jalapeño cheddar on it
Mmmmm he loved the heat
You gotta try my deviled eggs, I add oregano
They’re over there beside the corn
They’re good enough to die for
Believe me, I would know